The Dreamchaser

The Illusive Dream

Where might you be going this fine day, my friend?
Of a long an aimless road that soon must end
Chasing an illusive dream that shined so fair
But when found isn't there

I can understand your weary sigh, my friend
There but for the grace of God, go I, my friend
Come, and let Him lead you to your journey's end
Oh, come along and walk with Him

If without the grace of God your life, should end
And before the face of God, you'd stand, my friend
What would your illusive dream avails you then?
So come along and walk with Him

NEVER

Ed Note :
Dedicated to all the jeruks in my life.

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NEVER say I love you
If you don't really care

NEVER talk of feelings
If they aren't really there

NEVER hold my hand
If you mean to break my heart

NEVER say forever
If you ever plan to part

NEVER look into my eyes
If you are telling me a lie

NEVER say hello
If you think you'll say goodbye

NEVER say that I'm THE one
If you dream of more than me

NEVER lock up my heart
If you don't have the key

Engineers make the BEST boyfriends!

Ed Note :
An interesting forwarded email I received, no offence doctors, lawyers,
artsies and managers. Now am drafting "Engineers make the BEST
girlfriends too!"

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Message:
Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote yourself
- convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'. Let me tell
you why girls should eventually marry an ENGINEER over a Law,
Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an
engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own
a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law
graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management
graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can
believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't
understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring =
1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will
just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who
will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending,
the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that
you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you
forever.

Advantage 3: Trustworthy
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about
everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt,
and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your
engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too
dumb to lie to you about that.

Conclusion
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find
- rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no
time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?

Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

Or if you already have one, go get more!

I'm scientifically perfect ;)

WOMEN



Between the ages of 15 - 20

A woman is like Sabah. She is half discovered, half wild.



Between the ages of 20 - 30

A woman is like Putrajaya, fully discovered and scientifically perfect.



Between the ages of 30 - 35

She is like Kelantan, very hot, wise and beautiful.



Between the ages of 35 - 40

A woman is like Johore. She is half destroyed but still desirable.



Between the ages of 40 - 50

She is like Kuala Lumpur, old but still got hope.



Between the ages of 50 - 60

She is like Sarawak, very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.



Between the ages of 60 - 70

A woman is like Malacca, with a glorious past but no future.

T to Z of me (finale)

Teacher - my ode especially to Mrs. Kam who taught me more than just books. She taught me "Living Skills"

Tears - I'm a crybaby. The slightest "disarray" will wet my eyes example, people talking LOUDLY to each other, accidents, farewells, deaths, missing someone, cute babies, sad and sweet movies

Travel - muahaha, I love to see and visit places. Been to Cambodia, Vietnam, Australia, Japan. Planning to visit Thailand and Sabah/Sarawak next

University - I am the by product of Multimedia University, grad in 2001

V [still thinking]

Wira - the orangutan, haha, my current car

Worry - that's me again :(

X-ray - did it twice; before entering varsity and starting work. It was embarassing as I had to strip and wear sheer robe

Youth - that's me below 35 years of age

Z [still thinking]

J to S of me me me

Jesus - the sweetest name of all

Journalling - aka diary aka blogging; started this habit since Std 6, been writing on and off here and there and now it's becoming paperless! Enjoy reading and learning from my past, can't wait to show them to my cucu cicits

Klutz - it means a clumsy person. Haha, trust me, I've improved. The worst experience was when I tripped over in the loo, one of my foot almost went into the loohole.

L [still thinking]

May - my birth month and my name. Think muh parents ran out of idea

Mama - my second name, has stuck with me since CF days and now with the CG-ers pulak

Migraine - *sigh* comes whenever I lack of sleep or when it's that that special season

Ng - pronounciation key = the sound mothers usually make when they're helping to ease their junior's bowels movement. Haha, Ah Kong's gonna cincang me. That's my surname

Neat - that's me *tabik* before I started work. For evidence, check out my working desk now

Organized - I love to organise things from events to photos to whatever. It's closely related to being neat

Pink - love it especially when I need to be reminded that I'm a girlie

Perfectionist - *sigh* it's my strength but most of the time it's my WEAKNEST

Quiet - when I'm around people I don't know ..

Romantic - haha, yep, thats me ;)

Shy - yep, that's me again ;) ;)

Shopping - my favourite topic and favourite pastime. Current favourite shopping place is OU (go figure out..)

Sentimental - I keep lots of junks especially stuff that reminds me of someone or some special events. I collect wedding bulletins, wedding invites, poems

Skunky - my ever faithful sleeping partner. It has traces of the world map on its body ;)