Engineers make the BEST boyfriends!

Ed Note :
An interesting forwarded email I received, no offence doctors, lawyers,
artsies and managers. Now am drafting "Engineers make the BEST
girlfriends too!"

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Message:
Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote yourself
- convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'. Let me tell
you why girls should eventually marry an ENGINEER over a Law,
Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an
engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own
a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law
graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management
graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can
believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't
understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring =
1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will
just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who
will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending,
the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that
you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you
forever.

Advantage 3: Trustworthy
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about
everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt,
and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your
engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too
dumb to lie to you about that.

Conclusion
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find
- rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no
time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?

Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

Or if you already have one, go get more!